Inquiries about invisibility

I'm sure that many people out there have many inquiries about a human being living as an invisible man. My Great, Great Grandfather, Dr Hershal Griffon is said to have achieved invisibility due to some sort of injectable serum. It is also said that he went quite mad when he found that he would be that way permanently.

I am hoping at great lenghts that I will maintain my sanity throughout these trying times... although I sometimes feel I might already be losing it. This blog is one of the ways that I attempt to maintain some sort of contact with other people. So Please, feel free to leave me comments or just say hello.

Anyway... I'm sure that there are many questions that one might have about me being invisible.

I will try to answer what I know so far here.

1. Do you have to be naked to be invisible?

Answer: No... fortunately for me when I entered the Radiation chamber I was fully clothed. My clothing that I was wearing was also bombarded with ambient radiation and became completely invisible just like me. Those articles of clothing consist of a Polo shirt, Boxer shorts, Docker Khaki pants, a Pair of Socks and my beloved and extremely comfortable pair of Converse All Star Chuck Taylor high top sneakers. ( which have come in quite indispensable although extremely difficult to tie the laces.)

I was also wearing my old Lab Coat which I have placed in a secret hiding place along with my Identification badge (which still works in the magnetic receiver. Interesting) My keys, a few now useless pens and bits of paper and my Wallet and its now useless contents. The one Item I did keep in my possession is my Stainless Steel Pocket Knife... which is also completely invisible and might come in handy if I can maintain its whereabouts.

2. When I eat, can you see the food pass through me?

Answer: Only at first. When I place food into my mouth it looks normal, but as I chew it, it mixes with my saliva and invariably becomes invisible as well. But this only occurs with natural food, fruit, vegetables, meat, dairy and breads that have not been bombarded with unnatural chemicals. And when I pass them out they maintain their invisibility for a limited time and then they reappear (in their new form of coarse, I wont disgust you with details)

As a matter of fact... Anything that is a part of my body or is excreted from my body maintains its invisibility accept that which I eat or drink. I had to use a pair of electric clippers just yesterday to give myself a well needed trim of my hair and my beard. The excluded hair remained to be invisible, as well as any new hair which has grown since. I suppose this includes blood that my heart produces as well otherwise I would be quite frightful indeed.

3. Can you see yourself?

Answer: No, not really. But I seem to be a bit blurry to myself if I do concentrate very hard on the subject... almost to the point of passing out. If I close my eyes, I can still see everything, but the world around me becomes slightly blurry after a while. As do the items that I have with me that were bombarded. To sleep I must wrap my eyes in something completely dark and hope for the best. Some of the simplest tasks become extremely difficult when you become completely invisible.

I suppose its somehow the same as being blind... accept the exact opposite.

I see EVERYTHING... accept myself.