Invisibility isn't what its cracked up to be.

I thought I would start off by explaining a little bit about how I became invisible in the first place.

Man is the most curious creature in the world, perhaps even the galaxy... maybe even the universe. Since the dawn of science we have attempted to push the envelope and create things that we before only had the audacity to imagine. There is a near unlimited source of scientific advancements that man has accomplished throughout history (just use google or wikipedia)... but there are a handful of advancements that remain just out of our never resting reach.

Among these are turning Iron into Gold, finding an energy source that is 100% renewable, understanding women and... Invisibility.

Through the power of Nuclear Physics and the never ending funding of the U. S. Government we were commissioned to find out the secrets of invisibility for military purposes. Just imagine it. An entire platoon of invisible Navy SEALS... complete with invisible weapons. Rumor has it that invisibility has been achieved several times before, but the results were always very negative and the facts were swept under the rug of Democracy.

I wont go into all the boring details of the experiment for two reason.

1. The normal blog reader wouldn't understand it and would become lost and discontent.

2. Those who could understand it would indubitably use it to their own twisted advantage.

Anyway, as I was saying... we proceeded with the experiment which we called "Project Wonderland". In layman's terms, it was a large chamber that irradiated the subject with different frequencies of radiation until the subjects molecules refracted light in such a way as to become completely transparent. There was a pause in the experiment due to a halt from upper government management. It was almost like they were trying to lose the race between the U. S. and China. (Yes, China is also experimenting with invisibility... as well as Japan, Germany and Russia). An Army of invisible soldiers and invisible tanks and invisible missiles and invisible jets would rocket any country to the Top of the food chain of World domination.

So... I snuck in at night and ran the machine on myself. Stupid, I know... but it worked, much to my dismay. So now I am on the run. Trying to find a way to reverse the process. Trying to figure out who sabotaged the experiment. Trying to find aout if there are more like me.

I don't sleep much anymore.

Its hard to sleep when you can see through your own eyelids.