Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Problems with being invisible

The thought of being invisible sets every person into a small fantasy in which they go around doing various fun things without being detected.
Well, let me tell you that it is definitely not all "fun and games".
Ask any man, "What would you do if you were invisible?" and I guarantee that his first response is that he would infiltrate a girls locker room. Well, I am here to tell you that infiltrating girl's locker rooms quickly runs out of steam. Your pornographic movies most certainly lie to you. Girls in locker rooms are not engaging in lesbian action whilst popping each other in the ass with wet towels. They come in, they undress, very nonsexual I might add... and then they shower. When they shower they do it in a procedure based manner... they do not soap themselves up and proceed to engage in pleasuring themselves. The locker room is obviously an uncomfortable space for them so they are in and out as quickly as possible. I just wanted to clear that up. Besides... being invisible is not the same as being a ghost. You are still physically there and it is quite a pain to maintain absolute silence whilst trying desperately not to interfere with others action.
Being physically invisible and being presently invisible are two different problems all together.

Oh... and if you get a Little too zealous and accidentally get wet in the shower room, the water on your person tends to pool and show up as a transparent outline.
It freaks the girls out something terrible.

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